Auto-Horoscope
Recently, I wondered to myself, What will happen on the road today? If only there was some way for me to know about the journey ahead. Now, I'm not talking about the road of life here. I don't get caught up in those sorts of clichs. No, I'm actually referring to my car ride home. Or to work or to that new Mexican restaurant I've been meaning to try. Anywhere, really. I want to know if my car is ready to sustain the onslaught of vehicle damages ready to attack from every angle. I'm no mechanic, however, and quite honestly, spending three hours daily at the Jiffy Lube to foster my peace of mind simply is not practical. So, where's a girl to turn?
Carseller's Auto-Horoscope, of course.
Just like typical astrology pages, the reader simply locates their sign and reads that day's interpretation of the stars. Or if you're like me, you also read every other sign's information, cursing the date of your birth when it sounds like you would have been better off as a Leo. Unlike mystical, ungrounded astrological readings, though, which often leave me wondering what the reading is referencing, auto-horoscopes can be directly applied to your ride ahead.
Here is an example of my recent auto-horoscope:
Gemini
"Do not be frightened, if today for you it is necessary to leave on the automobile into the twilights, the dense fog, the strong shower and with other circumstances, which limit visibility. Under similar conditions you will feel yourselves sufficient- after all good - possibly, even only it is better than with the clear weather in the middle of day."
I felt much better afterward; life can be so scary when you haven't a clue where your fog lights might be leading you.
So, here's the key- go see what's on the road ahead. http://carseller.theautoreviews.com/horoscope/
Just like typical astrology pages, the reader simply locates their sign and reads that day's interpretation of the stars. Or if you're like me, you also read every other sign's information, cursing the date of your birth when it sounds like you would have been better off as a Leo. Unlike mystical, ungrounded astrological readings, though, which often leave me wondering what the reading is referencing, auto-horoscopes can be directly applied to your ride ahead.
Here is an example of my recent auto-horoscope:
Gemini
"Do not be frightened, if today for you it is necessary to leave on the automobile into the twilights, the dense fog, the strong shower and with other circumstances, which limit visibility. Under similar conditions you will feel yourselves sufficient- after all good - possibly, even only it is better than with the clear weather in the middle of day."
I felt much better afterward; life can be so scary when you haven't a clue where your fog lights might be leading you.
So, here's the key- go see what's on the road ahead. http://carseller.theautoreviews.com/horoscope/
